Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!