Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !