Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.