Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.