Because they can't elope!
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Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Both were shot in Vegas
The Cosmopolitan
They were both shot in Vegas!
He got clucky.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
I really don't know.
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
His Thug Wife.
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
A lot of good yolks!
Their peckers are on their heads.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because they cantaloupe.
An Amish drive by shooting.
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
They tell you.
Yours.
