What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.