What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

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What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

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What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!