What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What is a wock?

Something you throw a wabbits.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell