What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What is a musician's favorite computer?

A Dell

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer