What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What computer monitor sings the best?

A Dell.

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.