How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

Blonde Count Jokes More Blonde Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.