What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.