What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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A cloud.

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You haven't left your couch since 2011.

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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A lie

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Annette !

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You weren't there man

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel