What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out