What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.