What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.