What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.