Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.