How does the redneck help his wife with...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.