How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.