What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide