What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide