How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.