How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Quebec Jokes More Quebec Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!