How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.