How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!