What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!