What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!