What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"