What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.