What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.