What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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A bus-load of babies on fire.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Infantry.

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Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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Deep ends really.

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A row bot.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.