What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.