What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.