What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

the Foo Fighters

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Somali Jokes More Somali Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Wheel Fortune Jokes More Wheel Fortune Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Common Consonant Jokes More Common Consonant Jokes

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.