Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.