What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

Previous Random Joke Next

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Fortune Teller Jokes More Fortune Teller Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.