What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.