Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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So the Mexicans can window shop.

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Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Around 3000 people

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop