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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

3000 Mexicans Jokes More 3000 Mexicans Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

2015 Jokes More 2015 Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.