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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Alamo Wall Jokes More Alamo Wall Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

3000 Mexicans Jokes More 3000 Mexicans Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.