What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"