What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

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What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.