What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?