What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS