Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"