What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright