Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal."

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

Poll Jokes More Poll Jokes

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Big Wave Jokes More Big Wave Jokes

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.