Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Rely Jokes More Rely Jokes

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)