What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "