What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !