What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family