What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"