What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.