Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Second Wish Jokes More Second Wish Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.