Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Because it was a freight!
She wanted a new website.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Meta.
Hose B
The second (right to bare arms)
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
A gf gif gift grift
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Keep it in church, guys.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Fairy codmother
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Sweepstakes.
