What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Dead Chicken Jokes More Dead Chicken Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Old Car Jokes More Old Car Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.