What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.