Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts