Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !