Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.