How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.