Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!