What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope