What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel