Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.