How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce