How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran