How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.