Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...
The foundation's been laid.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Because a house can't jump.
The kernel was looking for him.
He thought it had a lot of potential.
