What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

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What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.