What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.