What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.