What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Petri Dish Jokes More Petri Dish Jokes

What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish?

The PETRI dish!

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.