How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !