How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !